Sunday, November 30, 2008
Following are the suggestions/recommendations.
TOP PRIORITY
1. Mumbai - A City State - Independent government system.
1. Minimum qualification for candidates contesting the election minimum qualification should be IAS. With no criminal record(s).
1. Police Reforms
i.Remuneration comparable to MNC's offering to their employees to Policemen
ii. Better equipments & adequate weapons for all kind of disasters. Kindly view 'Future Weapons' in Discovery Channel. It describes everything
iii. Policemen with Paunch should not be appreciated. They need to be fit comparable to the commandos at least in the demeanor
iv. Technological reforms - GPS system, Integrated Internet System for complain registration [Just like the ticket bookings in the railways]
1. Localized SWAT/NSG like organization with well trained, equipped & technology savvy more than 1000 commandos for Mumbai & surrounding areas.
1. Policemen & SWAT should be familiar with the layout of Mumbai's prime locaitons like Shopping Malls, Famous hotels & Educational institutes
Thursday, November 6, 2008
than'K' you!
Since a long time I've been waiting for it. Finally the end has come. Rejoice Humanity!
[Hopefully, because the director has filed a case that the reason for low TRPs is that channel's marketing was poor]
The era began in the year 2000 [according to the data obtained]. Women had been glued to it since then. In the span of 8 long years I've been observing relatives & whomsoever I came across as a fan of soaps…
Women often shown in a pitiful situation which wins the heart of housewives. & relating themselves with the characters…
Commencing with kindness, humility, 'sanskari' attitude & atmosphere it passes the test & gets added to the favorite list of soaps of the regular viewers.
When the director & the writer is out of ideas they outsource the script to cameraman or spot boys/maids other equivalents & translate it into coherent local language with repeated visual & sound effects. Each page of script is stretched slightly lesser than the distance between Kashmir & Tamil Nadu & distributed among 4 weeks of Mon - Thu viewing along with inspired soap advertisements.
How can I forget the never ending generations. In fact my neighbor who was in his mother's womb last year told me that Yamraaj is really cranky about it & might lose it anytime.
Please I’m serious about it. :-I
If I could I access Bloomberg I can prove that the rate of women entrepreneurs in India since the year 2000 have plummeted significantly. I googled 'qualities of entrepreneur' & compared with our very own viewers/characters of 'K' soaps:
| Successful Entrepreneur | Successful Soap character/Viewer |
| 1. Confident | 1. Confident |
| 2. Risk taker | 2. All the time |
| 3. Hard working | 3. in developing a ploy |
| 4. Creative | 4. In strategies to ambush mates in the kitchen |
| 5. Flexible | 5. In choosing color of sarees or husbands |
| 6. Busy, time consuming, long hours | 6. in above & below mention details |
| 7. Dedication | 7. In atrocity & malignance |
| 8. Effort | 8. In establishing disparity |
| 9. Believer | 9. In Social malevolence |
| 10. Enjoys what he/she does | 10. Enjoy? Feel like jumping! |
| 11. Driven, has a reason | 11. The script says so |
| 12. Great sacrifices | 12. In making heinous political strategies |
| 13. Passion/love for what they do | 13. ‘K’huda Gava hai! |
| 14. Committed | 14. In Disparaging & Manipulation |
| 15. Impersonal, task oriented | 15. Always personal. |
| 16. Doesn't stay within the lines the company sets | 16. Doesn’t stay within the lines the Morality sets |
| 17. Visionary | 17. In long term strategies in Kitchen Nuclear deal |
| 18. Headstrong/stubborn | 18. Petulant |
| 19. Idealistic | 19. ??????????? Wtf????? |
| 20. Self-motivated | [Fill in the blank]
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| 21. Innovative | [Fill in the blank] |
| 22. Problem solvers | 22. Weapon of mass destruction |
| 23. Won't take no for an answer | [Fill in the blank] |
| 24. Stressful | 24. In giving stress |
| 25. Able to overcome challenges/negatives | 25. Unhealthy narcissism |
| 26. Jack of all trades, good at a lot of things | [Fill in the blank] |
| 27. Perfectionist | Refer 25.
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| 28. Knows where he/she is going and where he wants to be. | [Fill in the blank] |
The reason for my knowledge is unfortunate glimpse of few episodes while having dinner at my relative's place. [I swear I don't watch them]
I couldn't resist suggesting the awful impact on their children [girls]. I saw a 6 year old girl child watching it with great interest. I also found that not only she knew all the characters of that soap but other soaps as well.
I was disheartened. I crusaded in probing the reasons why parents support or don't object their kids watching this disease spreading medium.
'My daughter should be prepared, armed & alert before entering into the new family ' got the reply.
I had no answer for this mistaken belief.
