than'K' you!

Since a long time I've been waiting for it. Finally the end has come. Rejoice Humanity!

[Hopefully, because the director has filed a case that the reason for low TRPs is that channel's marketing was poor]

The era began in the year 2000 [according to the data obtained]. Women had been glued to it since then. In the span of 8 long years I've been observing relatives & whomsoever I came across as a fan of soaps…

Women often shown in a pitiful situation which wins the heart of housewives. & relating themselves with the characters…

Commencing with kindness, humility, 'sanskari' attitude & atmosphere it passes the test & gets added to the favorite list of soaps of the regular viewers.

When the director & the writer is out of ideas they outsource the script to cameraman or spot boys/maids other equivalents & translate it into coherent local language with repeated visual & sound effects. Each page of script is stretched slightly lesser than the distance between Kashmir & Tamil Nadu & distributed among 4 weeks of Mon - Thu viewing along with inspired soap advertisements.

How can I forget the never ending generations. In fact my neighbor who was in his mother's womb last year told me that Yamraaj is really cranky about it & might lose it anytime.

Please I’m serious about it. :-I

If I could I access Bloomberg I can prove that the rate of women entrepreneurs in India since the year 2000 have plummeted significantly. I googled 'qualities of entrepreneur' & compared with our very own viewers/characters of 'K' soaps:

Successful Entrepreneur	Successful Soap character/Viewer
1. Confident	1. Confident
2. Risk taker	2. All the time
3. Hard working	3. in developing a ploy
4. Creative	4. In strategies to ambush mates in the kitchen
5. Flexible	5. In choosing color of sarees or husbands
6. Busy, time consuming, long hours	6. in above & below mention details
7. Dedication	7. In atrocity & malignance
8. Effort	8. In establishing disparity
9. Believer	9. In Social malevolence
10. Enjoys what he/she does	10. Enjoy? Feel like jumping!
11. Driven, has a reason	11. The script says so
12. Great sacrifices	12. In making heinous political strategies
13. Passion/love for what they do	13. ‘K’huda Gava hai!
14. Committed	14. In Disparaging & Manipulation
15. Impersonal, task oriented	15. Always personal.
16. Doesn't stay within the lines the company sets	16. Doesn’t stay within the lines the Morality sets
17. Visionary	17. In long term strategies in Kitchen Nuclear deal
18. Headstrong/stubborn	18. Petulant
19. Idealistic	19. ??????????? Wtf?????
20. Self-motivated	[Fill in the blank]
21. Innovative	[Fill in the blank]
22. Problem solvers	22. Weapon of mass destruction
23. Won't take no for an answer	[Fill in the blank]
24. Stressful	24. In giving stress
25. Able to overcome challenges/negatives	25. Unhealthy narcissism
26. Jack of all trades, good at a lot of things	[Fill in the blank]
27. Perfectionist	Refer 25.
28. Knows where he/she is going and where he wants to be.	[Fill in the blank]

The reason for my knowledge is unfortunate glimpse of few episodes while having dinner at my relative's place. [I swear I don't watch them]

I couldn't resist suggesting the awful impact on their children [girls]. I saw a 6 year old girl child watching it with great interest. I also found that not only she knew all the characters of that soap but other soaps as well.

I was disheartened. I crusaded in probing the reasons why parents support or don't object their kids watching this disease spreading medium.

'My daughter should be prepared, armed & alert before entering into the new family ' got the reply.

I had no answer for this mistaken belief.